The “news” today

is crazier than ever. California Governor Gavin Newsom wants to appoint Oprah Winfrey to the Senate to replace Dianne Feinstsein. I think I can safely say that’s never going to happen, not in this life or the next. It does starkly demonstrate the state of Newsom’s mind though. In other news, Black Lives Matters are facing insolvency. They have an $8 million dollar deficit. How could this happen? I could care less, but maybe the people donating cash might. Elsewhere, Roger Waters, the former guitarist for Pink Floyd, has donned a SS Nazi styled uniform (it wasn’t.. it was a costume from the movie the Wall) at his concert in Berlin, Germany. It’s hard to figure out what he’s on about sometimes, but it has been documented that he’s not a big fan of Israel. Anne Frank’s name was flashed on a big screen for some reason, as well as founder member George Floyd, so I don’t know man. Pink Floyd suck donkey balls anyway, in my opinion. They’re one of those bands that as a kid you thought were great, but now it just sounds like pedestrian shite. If I never hear Pink Floyd again I wouldn’t care.

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I’ll stop with the crazy talk now. It’s making my migraine worse. Memorial Day weekend is coming up, and it’s going to be hot. Memorial Day started during the Civil War as “Decoration Day” when when people placed flowers on the graves of those who had been killed in battle.The 30th of May was chosen because that’s when flowers were in bloom. Waterloo, New York was the official birth place of Memorial Day because it first celebrated the day on May 5, 1866. Waterloo hosted an annual, community-wide event, during which businesses closed and residents decorated the graves of soldiers with flowers and flags. More than 1.1 million Americans have been killed in global conflicts so far. Imagine where humanity would be if none of these wars had happened.

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Monday is a national holiday, so everyone will be barbecuing up a storm, watching sports on TV and trying to figure out what’s the least politically toxic beer to purchase. I’ll be drinking at least one, brewed in Vermont, Switchback beer. It’s the closest thing to Coopers downunder because it’s fermented in the bottle. I don’t know what else I’ll be doing. Faffing about, most likely. Now that I’ve got my tractor running again, I’ll probably try and gouge out some stumps from the ground. I discovered last week that if you put it into second gear and take a run at it, you can brutalize the things out without too much effort. Today’s journal isn’t really going anywhere. I’ve degenerated into talking about tractors and nobody cares. I’ve got a headache so I think I’ll take some Asprin and stop writing this.

I you really wanna know, Oprah’s too involved in being Oprah, that’s why she’ll never sit in the Senate. It’s beneath her. Unless she can be queen of the Senate, it ain’t happening. Bookmark it.