has been activated. It’s Monday. I just got back from the wilds of Northern New England. We had the usual July 4 celebrations, but this year the fireworks and noise wasn’t as bad as it usually was. I don’t want to be a grinch about it, but I’m not a fan of fireworks even if it is America’s 250th birthday. Cheaper gas prices would be better. I just read in the news that Bryan Johnson, the world’s most famous biohacker, recently announced that he has been diagnosed with autoimmune gastritis. This is the same cat who wants to live forever and gets blood transfusions from his teenage son.
I watched the documentary “Don’t Die: The Man Who Wants to Live Forever”, about this guy last year, and he seemed a little strange. Monitoring his and his son’s night time erections was one of the weird things he was doing, as well as shoving handfuls for vitamins and supplements into his face every day, fat injections, MRI’s, colonoscopies etc etc. Now he says he has an incurable stomach disease. Not to be beaten by this diagnoses he posted on X, “I intend to live more than any human who has yet lived and invite you to join.” Ok chief, just so long as measuring and sharing the results of night time erections isn’t a mandatory part of the protocol.
Tell me son, how many times did you crack one last night?
Down Under, terminal buffoon and PM, Anthony Albanese has stepped into hot water by announcing on a recent podcast that he would “shag Kylie Minogue”. In the episode of something called the Bush Deep podcast, published on Friday, the prime minister was asked by host Nikki Osborne to play a game of “shag, marry, date”.
When pressed about what would happen if his marriage broke down, Mr Albanese said, “Oh, Kylie clearly.” “You’d marry Kylie and shag her and date her?” Osborne asked. “All of the above,” Mr Albanese replied. Is this the way courtship works down there now? Marry first, shag, then date? No word on what Kylie thought about all of this….
You want to “what” me?
The legendary Australian sense of humor seems to have been excised from the public discourse, and they lost their chance to play in the finals of the Mutt Cup last week when beaten by Egypt in a penalty shootout.
Pro tip – when the stakes are high, maybe don’t put forward a 18 yo broccoli headed Finnish, German and Zimbabwean mixed race teenager to get you through to the finish line? England learned that lesson the hard way a while ago. BTW, Albanese being the turbo cuck that he is, later apologized profusely about the “shag” comment.
Yes, it’s clown world alright.
Finally… A Florida man accused of stealing Smokey Bear signs from state parks across the state and attempting to sell them online for $1900 each, has been indicted by a federal grand jury on a charge of theft of government property, the Department of Justice announced Monday.
Hunter Drake Lovett, 30, of Pace, was indicted on the federal charge, according to U.S. Attorney John Heekin for the Northern District of Florida. If convicted, Lovett faces up to 10 years in federal prison. Lovett is scheduled to stand trial beginning July 20. What the hell do they need a trial for?
Facebook Marketplace for $1,900 each?
It’s only Monday. I did a lot of work on the weekend, but I did finally fix my truck, which a pain to do, but now I can drive it again. I have more to talk about, but I’ll leave it until tomorrow.
Good Day
Asolutely INSANE