It’s Comedy Friday

Have they got enough foliage in there? Better not light any of that shit on fire. Better still, take it outside.


“Andrew Thorpe and 32 other representatives of the First Peoples’ Assembly of Victoria, which was last year made into a permanent body under the Labor state government’s undemocratic Treaty with indigenous people, delivered their inaugural speeches at Parliament House late last month.

When said it was Comedy Friday I wasn’t kidding


Mr Thorpe, General Member for the South East Region, began his address by declaring the building was on “stolen land”, while other members called White settlers “the real savages”, claimed the land was “ours forever”, and falsely claimed there was an “ongoing genocide” of aboriginal people.” Enough already…

It’s Friday and I don’t wanna get bogged down in this horse shit. Why anyone puts up with this crap, I’ll never know. It is Victoria after all, so it’s looney tooney La la land. They’d give Best Korea a run for their won. Oh, and that’s right Melbourne was the world’s most livable city between 2011 -2017. I’m allowed to criticize it because I spent decades in the place, so fuck anyone who tells me I can’t

Who puts together these fucking surveys, Mickey Mouse? It’s a joke. Motherfucker. I put together some rockin’ vidya of the band rehearsal yesterday so I’m going to share it here today, and it’s not even the best bits. I’ll maybe post them next week. By next week there will be a new collection of material so I don’t know. There are three songs here. The first one is Small Town USA, written a few years ago and inspired by the Russ Meyer movie Beyond the Valley of the UltraVixens.


Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill!


The chorus has a line lifted from the opening narrative. I made a video of it in the Mojave desert, and at some point I’m standing in front of Russ’s house which is in Hollywood, not far from the iconic sign, although that’s not in the video. I would highly recommend the movie btw. The opening sequence is by far the greatest opening sequence ever made in the past, present and emerging future.

Gimme that ‘ol time religion.


That’s what I’d rather talk about, Russ Meyer movies. They’re all consistently good. I’ve got to go up to the farmstead tomorrow and fix a whole bunch of stuff. Mainly it’s the well pump which stopped functioning for some reason. I called a plumber but he was booked up until September. Fuck that I said, I’ll DIM.

I might even get the proper configuration this time. Hell, I might even get a drain plug at the bottom of the well inlet so I can fucking empty out the water which collects there and freezes every year, completely fucking half the rest of the system in the process. Last year it was so cold that pipes burst in places I didn’t know existed. Not this time if I can help it.

Vixen! Incest and a lesson in the joys of communism


That’s the problem if you trust professionals. Sometimes they’re not very professional.

Happy Friday