“With a Coffs Coast curry festival, cars roaring past Hell Corner and art dazzling you from 100+ galleries, your step will have plenty of spring in it. Whether you’re at the rugby, Sydney Fringe or a spectacular live show that debuted at Coachella – you’ll have great reasons to cheer. Loudly.”
It’s advanced Black Metal faggotry all day long down there
It’s all happening. Unfortunately I won’t be able to get there, oh well. One can only hope that no glaciers decide to melt and cause a horrible flood like what happened in Nepal this week. It’s obvious why it happened of course. Our old friend Mr Climate Change, who pops up everywhere now. There was a sad faced fellow from a US Think Tank on the ABC telling us all about it for 20 minutes this morning. (last night)
and….it’s the climate change…again
The opening salvo of today’s journal was lifted from this morning’s email from visitnsw.destinationnsw.com.au I get these things because I used to live there and I used to have a driver’s licence until they took it away from me in a most egregious manner. It’s a sore point which I don’t want to get into here. In any case it gives me an opportunity to make fun of them, which I am happy to do.
All these events are coming up. Let’s examine some of them, ay?
This looks like it belongs in the fringe festival category. Is this a gay Indian thing?
Upon closer examination the answer could be yes, it might be.
But then you have to remember that in Australia almost the whole country worships gays and Aboriginies, so it’s to be expected. Someone has screwed up the program email because when I clicked on this event called The Australian Native Food Festival the link took me to the Australian production of Phantom of the Opera. It looked fabulous. If I could go I’d probably pick the vip package. I just love those choc top ice creams.
Oh dear, the whole thing is monumentallly depressing
The Three Stooges, Moe, Moe and Moe
Above is the food festivus image, but click on it and you get sent to the opera house instead. Is it just me, or does this look like it involves lesbians? Not that I care, although I’m curious to know if they’ll be serving traditional first nations bush tucker.eg, witchetty grubs, broiled lizard, braised kangaroo and brown snake a la king.
It’s a three flag nation and they’ve got bird flu.
I don’t wanna be doing this today as you might have figured out. It’s not a question of what I want to do or not. I have to do this. I’m slowly getting erased from the internet by more “important” published authors.
AI doesn’t recognize me anymore because I’m outside of the accepted and approved vehicles of public discourse and goodthink. I suppose I could go on a social media publishing platform but I’d rather have my independence. These are my opinions, and nobody is forced to come here and read them.
If I choose to lampoon the Australian tourist industry I can. I’ve said it many times, nobody cares anyway.
Kirr yourserv or man. How about I kill you, cookie boi?
Last but not least, the governcunt of the Northern Territory have just passed legislation allowing people to kill themselves. Seems appropriate. Some of the political class might want to take advantage of that. They probably get it for free, too.
Good Day
These cats should be included in the Sydney Festivus obviously