Scientists have developed a woolly Furby attempting to bring back the woolly mammoth
I’m not going to be serious today, I can’t be bothered, so I’m just going to shit post stuff that I found amusing during the week.
Trump’s address to Congress on Wednesday night was amusing. People who don’t live here (including the Progressives who do live here, but not in the real world) have no idea how great it is to have Trump back as president. He doesn’t give a fuck anymore. It’s like being in a movie, the third sequel in the series, only this one is the best. Better than you would hope to imagine.
Tomorrow I’m going to try out a new guitar that I’ve had for a while. It’s a Harley Benton Jaguar style. It seems to have magically started to sound great after a long time of sounding like shit. It’s quite strange..This place is fucking haunted though.
Gary is fixing up my Nashville Telecaster, so I’ll be interested to see how that sounds and plays when I get it back from him. The trouble with it is that it’s very heavy, and the action was always too high. It also took a hit on a Qantas flight to Australia a few years ago. They mashed the case up real good, but the guitar looked ok. It may have been damaged in a way that wasn’t visible at the time.
Rick, our drummer wasn’t feeling too good last week, in fact he said he’d had to go to hospital for a day. This band is like a band of wounded soldiers. Jon, our bass player fell off a building a couple of years ago and got messed up pretty bad. He’s much better now. The doctors patched him up like a bionic man, so he’s for the most part, good. This is a guy who was doing 60 mile an hour downhill skiing runs. He’s not allowed to do that any more. My problems are mostly mental. (of course)
Yes, I eat beef too. A 12 percenter. Many years ago I worked for Massive Records in Sydney, and there was a fat fuck working there who thought he was doing the right thing watching his diet. This moron would get a Chinese takeaway with rice and then proceed to throw out all the chicken and just consume the rice and the sauce. In fact if he had done the opposite it would have been better for him. The sauce and the rice was where all of the fat was. I never liked the guy, he’s probably 400 lbs by now. He was an asshole. Fuck him.
Well, today is the day that Cyclone Albert hits Queensland. What is the ABC concerned with? Gay bushrangers of course. Apparently these two (below) were as queer as a three dollar bill. You can read all about it here.
“Nesbitt died in Moonlite’s arms. Moonlite sobbed uncontrollably. He repeatedly kissed Nesbitt,” Sounds gay.
One of the “signs” of a failing society
That’s it. I’m going to enjoy the weekend. Hope you have a Happy Friday and/or a Happy Ending, or both.