“END THE DEEP STATE” …the irony. Why is it that at least one of these loons is always wearing a face mask?
too much going on. But wait, I can sit here and shitpost something that nobody will read for the next hour, so that’s what I’m doing. As is the case I have no topic to talk about and nothing to share, so i’ll just keep writing until whatever it is I’m supposed to talk about today rears it’s ugly head.
“The World’s Only Reliable News”, the Weekly World News, has gone full AI when it comes to the images they are using to illustrate their stories. It’s sadly gone beyond a parody now. It’s digital mush, and the AI graphics aren’t helping. You can however, read entire good, back issues at https://books.google.com/books?id=b-8DAAAAMBAJ
Perennial favorite Hitler up to no good as usual. Little did we know he was planning on building electric cars in the 21st Century.
The National Enquirer which used to be lumped in with the WWN, is quite respectable these days. It may even be the most reliable newspaper there is in this country. One of their stories is about actor Jack Nicholson who wants to get back into acting again.
Nothing like having a fag at the beach while swimming.
“Jack Nicholson has slimmed down and perked up — and now the Hollywood legend is aiming for an ambitious acting comeback at 87! That’s the word from sources who squeal the As Good as It Gets Oscar winner is eager to prove he’s still got it.”
The absolute state of search engines today
I have to admit I’m struggling to find things to talk about. “Yesterday Ukrainian officials said Kyiv is now ready to sign the agreement on jointly developing its mineral resources, including oil and gas, after the US dropped demands for a right to $500bn in potential revenue from exploiting the resources.” That’s good. We’ll get something for our money now perhaps.
From anger to rage, disappointment, hurt and back again
“MSNBC has told the majority of the employees who produce Rachel Maddow and Joy Reid’s prime-time evening news shows they are being let go as part of the network’s programming overhaul with the option to apply for new roles, according to two people directly familiar with the matter.” Oh no….anyway.
An unknown illness first discovered in three children who ate a bat has rapidly killed more than 50 people in northwestern Congo over the past five weeks, health experts say.
The interval between the onset of symptoms – which include fever, vomiting and internal bleeding – and death has been 48 hours in most cases and “that’s what’s really worrying,” said Serge Ngalebato, medical director of Bikoro Hospital, a regional monitoring center.
Mmmm Batlicious!
“The Russia-based ransomware gang LockBit is offering newly appointed FBI Director Kash Patel alleged “classified information” that it claims could “destroy” the agency if made public.The message, made in a post to LockBit’s dark web blog on Tuesday, masquerades as a congratulatory note before attempting to pit Patel against the FBI’s workforce.
Not a Russian Hacker. It’s John Paul Jones. Is he wearing clogs?
“Dear Kash Patel! I wish you Happy Birthday! I also congratulate you on your position as the ninth director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation and wish you professional success, because it will be not easy for you,” the message begins. “You are surrounded by liars, professional manipulators, respected Kash Patel.”
I’ve given up writing anything substantial today, so I’m just going to c/p this story about George Jones from a website called Whiskeyriff.com. It’s way more interesting than what I have to talk about.
“When his then-wife Tammy Wynette couldn’t fight back against Jones’ alcohol abuse any longer, the two divorced, and she went on the road without Jones for the first time in years. Jones had a hard time coping with the harsh reality, and began to spiral out of control with a bad cocaine addiction.
“George would jerk out a bag of cocaine and just get completely stoned… totally.”
Apparently, the excessive cocaine used forced some kind of psychotic breakdown in the country singers mind, to the point where he developed a multiple personality disorder… A duck named “DeeDoodle,” and “The Old Man.” According to Tammy’s hairdresser’s Janette and Nanette Smith, the duck came first: “The duck came first, and the old man came later so he could have somebody to talk to.”
People close to him said that he would stay up all night, having a conversation with the duck, which he spoke in a Donald Duck voice, and the old man, which was a slightly deeper, more gravelly voice than his own. The psychotic breaks would happen when he was driving too, and the conversations between the “duck” and the “old man” would get so heated, that George would have to get in the middle of them to calm them down. He’d be so focused on the fight going on between the two personalities, that he’d forget that he was driving and crash his car.
Finally, George realized he’d had enough of the duck, and when they were on the tour bus one night, he decided to “kick the duck off the bus.”
However, he began to miss the duck and felt bad for him, so he made the bus driver turn around so they could pick the imaginary duck up off the side of the road.”
I miss that crazy Jones cat so much it’s unreal