
A $600 ticket to see these ass clowns? I don’t think so.
the annual music and arts festival held at the Empire Polo Club in Indio, California, in the Coachella Valley in the Colorado Desert, sounds like it’s jumped the shark. Back when it started in November 1993, Pearl Jam performed for almost 25,000 fans at the Empire Polo Club .The site was selected because the band refused to play in Los Angeles as a result of a dispute with Ticketmaster over service charges applied to ticket purchases.
After what I read this week, it’s all over now. Coachella 2025 featured headline performances from Lady Gaga, who previously headlined in 2017, Green Day, Post Malone and Travis Scott. The fact that super suckhole and talentless anti American weasel band, Green Day are headlining this event should be enough to finish it off forever. Clearly the people running this sad travesty have lost their way.

Oh no, shit pizza for $50 bucks
At the beginning we saw stories percolating into the news about this thing was not being run well. Firstly about it taking 12 hours to get into the camp grounds, and the lack of organization thereabout. Last week people have been going on social media complaining about the very high priced and lousy food. The whole thing has gone from being a somewhat grass roots event for the people, to a celebutard festivus of excrement. All that was missing was Jeff Bezos’ Origin rocket landing in the middle of the field there to disgorge a bunch of daffy space women that everyone could take pictures of and loudly cheer at.

Sanders and Cortez. What a pair. Couldn’t be worse than Green Day
Instead the $600 ticket holders were “treated” to a lecture by crusty old Marxist Bernie Sanders, accompanied by Alexandria Cortez, fresh off a first class plane ride from whatever plush hole she originally emerged from. What a joy to be granted an audience with these two, disparaging the very oligarchy that they feed off. Another low point must have been the performance of the Joe Biden and Kamala Harris loving Lady Ga Ga. I bet all the people (most of the audience) who hate Trump were thrilled to see that hag warbling away in some kind of fabulous outfit.

How original. A giant butterfly. Was Dolly Parton around?
In addition to hosting live music, Coachella is a showcase for visual arts, including installation art and sculpture. Many of the pieces are interactive, providing a visual treat for attendees. Visual treats. That’s just what you want when you’re stumbling around the desert in 106 deg heat eating $100 tacos.

The 1980’s called. They want their crappy graphics back

It’s still dork central in the Weezer camp.
The other notable band that appeared this year were 90’s rockers Weezer, made more famous last week when the bass player’s wife was shot by the cops for waving a gun at them.
To summarize, the whole thing sounded like something I would avoid like the plague. It sounded like it was a plague, a pestilence upon the face of the earth. Like locusts they came to feed on the corpses of creatively dead artists and musicians, and when they were gone there was nothing left.

Try Hards Pearl Jam were at the first Coachella ever
I don’t care. I hate it. Actually I don’t hate it, I’m indifferent to it. I don’t think I’ll ever be invited to play there, that’s fairly certain. All things like this eventually turn to shit. Greed, stupidity and general cluelessness, combined with the idea of making a quick buck makes it inevitable. Something else will come along, but this one sounds like it’s way past it’s use-by date. Bye Coachella.