chewed holes in the gas tank of my auger. There I was, ready to drill some holes in the ground but when I picked up the machine it started leaking fuel all over me. The only holes I wanted to drill at that point were in the heads of squirrels. I will shoot them if I see them. They are destructive little cunts. The fauna around here can be really fucking annoying sometimes. There’s a stupid bird which every spring, tries to build a nest in this part of the building which has a deck on top of it. This year I would rather it not do it.
Stop the hate.
The problem is that every time I walk into that area, the bird freaks out and starts flapping around the room. I don’t care about your fucking nest, just stop the flapping already. I’ve got a better idea, go and build it somewhere else. But no, it insists that’s where it wants to be, despite the fact that I am giving it every indication that it’s not welcome.Just fuck off already. Then there are the ground hogs who have made a tunnel under the house.
The previous owner was too old, debilitated, chasing young men, or couldn’t be bothered doing anything about it. I often wondered why the wooden floor in one of the ground floor rooms in the house was bowed in the middle. Surely they would have put in proper foundations? After putting two and two together I deduced that the ground hogs had tunneled under it to such an extent that it had undermined the floor supports from below. Thanks everyone. Now I’ll have to pull the entire floor up to fix it, or better still put concrete down so the asshole ground cunt hogs can’t dig there anymore. They don’t give up either. I’ve thrown almost an entire tree down their hole this year. See how you like that.
Fuck you too
Then there’s the deer who eat everything, and crap all over the place, not to mention bring ticks. Bears have been known to pull bird feeders down from places where they shouldn’t be able to reach also. When the sun goes down at night and the lights go out around here, I keep thinking of that scene in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure when he’s peering around in the dark. As I’m writing this I’m being drowned out by assholes with leaf blowers across the road. There’s two of them, and they’re really fucking loud. “Oh, but the planet is over heating and we can’t have plastic bags because they get stuck in the trees!”
That’s the big problem say the progressives. Leaf blowers are environmental pollutants you fucking scum. I have a right to enjoy a reasonably noise free environment, and it’s currently being polluted by some low iq “landscaping” clowns who don’t even appear to be doing anything useful other than blowing leaves off a lawn which someone with a rake could do, and quietly. At the moment one of them is blowing the leaves from under his truck. This is almost like being in a scene in a movie where demonic entities show up and start making noise with “leaf blowers”, but they’re industrial strength terror weapons designed to drive people mad. I’m not joking. These things seem overly loud.
Do the fucktards who want regulate every single aspect of our lives not have laws to limit the amount of noise these things can make? This is unreal. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
After going outside and seeing what’s going on, it appears that one of these geniuses has a leaf blower that is overly loud. It sounds like it’s missing the muffler altogether. By the look of this creep he’s too stupid to fix it, or he’s done it on purpose.
It’s just another reminder that we are now living in demon world. Fuck these people.