Di Vatican

don approve new guidelines wey allow gay men to become priests as long as dem stay away from sex. Di announcement na unexpected adjustment to practice in di Catholic Church, from di bishop go alow gay men to enta seminaries. Although di Vatican in di past bin neva clearly ban gay men make dem no enter priesthood. One 2016 instruction bin no allow men wey get “deep-seated homosexual tendencies”.

Does dis make any sense at all? Not really. The fact that it is written in Pidgin English doesn’t make it any more reasonable and sane.

(In the interests of diversity and inclusion the story was taken from the BBC’s Pidgin English page).

That the Pope’s a heretic, there doesn’t seem to be any doubt, but this is the world we live in now. You want more crazy? “California Democrats have reached a $50 million agreement to shore up state and local legal defenses against the incoming Trump administration just a week ahead of the president-elect’s inauguration. Half the money would go to fending off any mass deportation plan the new president might enact early in his administration.”

I’m sure the people of California whose houses were destroyed by the incompetence of the current Newsom administration are fine with their taxes paying to keep criminal illegal aliens in free housing and free healthcare and from being deported by mean Trump. Bob Clearmountain probably supports it wholeheartedly.

I bet Broooce hates PUTIN!!! too

The news just gets better, “CEO of Meta Mark Zuckerberg informed employees about the decision to “move out low performers faster” in a memo posted on the company’s internal Workplace forum on Tuesday. Zuckerberg told employees 2025 will “be an intense year.”

The company specified that it is “exiting approximately 5% of our lowest performers” in a separate message posted by a company director.  It’s gonna be an intense year if you’re a “low performer”. Oh dear, the party is over at Meta. These motherfuckers still haven’t given me my 20 year existing Facebook page back yet, either. Zuckerbum is a “low performer” in my opinion. The lowest of the low. In one foul swoop I lost contact with almost everyone I knew on FB Down Under. Do these imbeciles care? No they don’t.

Democrats, the gift that keeps on giving. The less said about this idiotic woman the better. Unfortunately we’re all held hostage by the sewer rats in New York City who vote for this insanity.

Down on Planet Cuckstralia they have just nominated an ‘explicit’ song for the JJJ Hottest 100. I can’t tell you what it is because these dumb newspapers have paywalls. Who gives a fuck anyway? It’s all (I’m almost certain) garbage. Just look at these fuckheads.

It’s good to be angry.

Lastly, let’s finish up today with a story from Canada. Apparently the librarians are under attack. “Violent and threatening disturbances are on the rise at Greater Victoria libraries at a time when the library system is facing critical staff shortages — a combination of challenges union officials warn are taking a toll on staff and patrons.

Provincial funding of $45 million for B.C.’s 71 public libraries was announced Friday at the Vancouver Island Regional Library’s Cumberland branch. Maybe they can hire some security guards?

Last year, the library system saw 732 incident reports filed across its 12 branches, a 200 per cent increase from 2021. The majority of those — 583 incidents — were recorded at the downtown central location.

The reports include a range of incidents, from patrons (the homeless) falling asleep at computers or minor theft to racist name-calling.” Looks like Canada is going down the toilet. Even the library isn’t safe anymore.

What would I do? I’d throw the fucking book at these miscreants. Ha ha.

I just found out that this song has had 1.6 K views. It’s a good song but I’m completely mystified.