in a state of disarray. I watched the Prime Minister Lecornu this morning give an impassioned speech about how they all must pull together to solve these fiscal problems. Unfortunately he started talking about “climate”, so at that point I realized what the real problem is, stupidity. Oh dear, will they ever learn?
The World Health Organization just announced an “upgrade” to its global health monitoring system. They say the new EIOS 2.0 platform will “identify relevant content from websites, social media, and other public sources to identify important health events.” Sounds like mass surviellance to me. Does anyone apart from third world shitholes, which grift money from wealthy countries, really need the UN anymore? I don’t need ’em. Not to be outdone, Cuckstralia has just introduced the world’s first social media ban for under 16’s. It will most probably fail, but the politicians down there ain’t too bright. China and North Korea have already beaten them to it, so I don’t know about it being a “first”.
It’s all a big joke
It’s verifiable excrement, all of it. I might need to turn to the Post to see what’s really happpening today. “Hamas carries out public executions — just hours after signing peace treaty with Israel.” No worries, business as usual then…
Yesterday the headline news was not the cease fire, return of the Palestinian prisoners or the Israeli hostages, but the breaking news that Alec Baldwin had crashed his Range Rover into a tree. “Emmy-award-winning actor Alec Baldwin plowed his Range Rover into a tree while cruising through the Hamptons with his brother on Monday, according to photos shared with The Post.
Baldwin, 67, was photographed looking disheveled and annoyed as he made a call and stood with his hands in his pockets at the crash site.” Alec blamed the crash on a “garbage truck the size of a whale,” he said cut him off. “To avoid hitting him, I hit a tree, I hit a big, fat tree and crushed my car – my wife’s car. I crushed my wife’s car. I feel bad about that. But it’s all fine, I’m fine, and my brother’s fine,” he said.”
Some of the readers comments were amusing.. Max Meadows said, “Baldwin’s lawyers released a statement in which they blamed the tree for the accident. ‘If that tree had grown somewhere else this accident wouldn’t have happened.’They also stated that legal actions against the tree’s owners and the municipality were being considered, and maintained that Baldwin was faultless.” Oh Alec will be alright, if he buys his wife a new Range Rover I’m sure.
Don’t fuck with trees. A couple of years ago some hoons ran their BMW into a tree at the end of the street here. They must have been fanging it because the car was left in pieces scattered all over the road. The people in it didn’t survive, but the tree had nothing but a small patch of damaged bark where the impact had occured, a reminder that the tree will always win.
There isn’t much going on today, not here anyway. From 4chan, “According to a downing street aide, PM Keir Starmer threw a “tantrum”; was heard to say “nobody pushes me around”, and threw a stapler at Evette Cooper. According to the source, he now plans to triple-down on Digital ID (whatever that means) and shut-down more websites globally. He was later heard sobbing in his office.” That sounds like bullshit to me.
Good Day