They say the planet’s warmin’ up
They say the oceans are rising and it won’t stop
They say the cow farts are heating up the air
They say the planet’s finished but i don’t care
Al and Greta and the IPCC can all take a hike cos as far as i see
It’s just a hoax and a giant scam you know
It’s all junk science that’s all they got
They can all take a long walk off a short pier
I’ll sit on my porch and crack a beer
I’ll drive to the mailbox in my truck even though i could walk i don’t give a fuck
Greta says the earth is dying
The poles are melting the polar bears are cryin’
I’m really tryin’ to understand how mental illness got so out of hand
They can all take a long walk off a short pier
I’ll sit on my porch and crack a beer
I’ll drive to the mailbox in my truck even though i could walk i don’t give a fuck
I don’t give a fuck
I don’t give a fuck