I feel like I’m

White people never existed.


living back in Sydney. This week has almost been a carbon copy of summer in Australia. Hot, humid and relentless. It’s one of the things I didn’t like about living there. Sydney summers were at times quite dreadful, and this here is without the beaches and the sea breeze. Where I used to live was a ten minute walk from the beach. I am now a ten minute walk from nothing in particular. This has got to change.

I was watching the BBC this morning and because their iplayer app is useless I have to access it via a browser. This lands on the BBC news page. I don’t think they have the bandwidth any more to deal with reality, because they’re inventing their own.

Clearly you can see the resemblance between the the top image and this one. (no you can’t)


As if the Aboriginal story wasn’t enough, the BBC have posted some kind of cockamamie short video about how George Clooney or Bruce Springsteen would make a better president of the USA than Trump. A mad woman named Mary Dickson puts forth this ridiculous argument about it. Unfortunately I can’t download the entire thing. It’s bonkers though. I think this is part of a podcast called Americast.

The rest of the panel shoots down her crazy idea thankfully. It’s as nutty as the ABC’s Planet America where these verifiable idiots sit around smugly pretending that the USA is a humorous cartoon dystopia to be laughed at, in the complete ignorance of the fact that nobody really cares what happens down there, whilst failing to see the gigantic logs in their own eyes.

eerm…no

Mad, staring eyes..check. Delusional ideas…check.


That leaves us back here in the sweltering heat. It’s a little bit cooler than it was yesterday, I guess that’s something. Breaking news right now…10.17 EST is that the jury in the Diddler trial have reached a verdict. Yesterday they had decided on 4 of the charges, but the racketeering charge is undecided. Will they throw him in the clink? What does the NY Post have to say?



“Diddy gets off”. Ya gotta love the Post! So Diddy’s only been found guilty  on prostitution charges, and has been acquitted on sex-trafficking and racketeering. Ten years in prison is the max sentence for the prostitution charge. I ain’t no legal expert. Btw, my cousin is the original Diddy. We’ve been calling her that since the last century. While we’re here, let’s take a stroll over to the looney tunes Age newspaper. It seems that walking the dog is now a very dangerous activity.

This story is behind a paywall, so I can’t read it. We’ll just have to trust the experts on this. I don’t have a dog to walk, so it doesn’t affect me. There is an asshole dog that hides behind a fence and barks viciously when I walk past it occasionally. I fixed the problem by getting a high pitched dog whistle. The stupid mutt didn’t know what the hell was going on. The look on it’s face was priceless.

As I’m typing this I have a feed that the Post is playing from outside the Diddler trial court at The Daniel Patrick Moynihan United States Courthouse at 500 Pearl Street in NYC. I can hear someone (more than one person) yelling in the background. Ah, “New York City in the summertime. The smell of garbage will blow your mind.”

Good Day.