It’s Friday again.

F Friday, I like to call it. It sounds good to me anyway. Speaking of such things, Sean Combs, (P Diddy) is now facing multiple civil lawsuits accusing him of sex trafficking, sexual abuse and rape. Diddy has been doing some bad shit according to these charges. He has strongly denied all of the allegations against him, thus far. If anyone remembers R Kelly, he was also involved in sex trafficking and was hauled into court for offenses including one count of racketeering, three counts of transportation across state lines for illegal sexual activity, four counts coercion and enticement and one count of transportation of a minor. Furthermore he was charged with production of child pornography,  Conspiracy to defraud the United States, receipt of child pornography and conspiracies to obtain videos of child sexual abuse to conceal them. There are so many of these charges that I can’t be bothered writing them all down here. Check out the Wikipedia for it if you really want to know.

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Judge Harry Leinenweber in Chicago federal court sentenced Kelly to 20 years: 19 concurrent to the 30-year sentence from New York and 1 year consecutively, effectively bringing his sentence to 31 years. What Diddy is alleged to have been involved in may pale into insignificance in the light of Kelly’s rap sheet (get it) who knows? What is it with these guys? Another crook went down yesterday. Sam Bankman Fried was thrown in the slammer for 25 years for for masterminding “one of the biggest financial frauds in American history”. Bankman-Fried arrived in the courtroom just after 9:40am in the morning, wearing a khaki prison jumpsuit. His hair, previously cut short for his trial, had grown back to the messy style he was known for while head of FTX. He once said that the trademark cloud above his head was “good for business”. So his head is literally in the clouds. No doubt he will appeal.

R Kelly hoping that he can fly

It’s a Law and Order journal today. I can’t be arsed thinking of a topic or relating any story of mine, nobody cares anyway. It’s Good Friday and the woke crowd have already been at it with the Easter stuff. According to the Daily Telegraph, a shop in Springfields Outlet in Spalding, Lincolnshire, was offering a two for £10 deal on the “gesture” eggs. Snopes said it was untrue and Cadbury’s had no involvement in it at all. (apart from the fact that it was a Cadbury outlet shop and the poster was printed with the Cadbury logo on it) Snopes is never wrong as we all know.

Snopes was founded by a husband and wife couple David and Barbara Mikkelson in 1994. In 2018 and 2019, Snopes fact-checked several articles from The Babylon Bee, a satirical website, rating them “False”. Yeah, Snopes is probably not the place you want to get your fact checking from. Whatever man.

Apparently  women only want the top 10% of men. This has nothing to do with what I’m talking about, I’m just browsing the internet while I’m writing this. I wouldn’t know if it were true or not, honestly. In my experience, not, but maybe I’m in the top 10%? ….Probably.

I have sympathy for young people trying to meet members of the opposite sex. It’s all dating apps now, and that’s how they come up with these stats. Before these suck hole apps, people had to go out to meet someone. It was more fun I’m certain. I’ve never used a dating app, and I doubt I ever will. I have no need for it at all. I am going to go out and meet people though. The band and I have determined that we will get out and play somewhere, sometime in the next three months. I’m going to drop the “F” band name and just use my name instead. That was their idea, not mine. It doesn’t bother me either way

Paul Kelly – for no reason at all

Anyhoo. I can’t write no more today. I’ve got things to do and places to go. It’s Good Friday after all. Hopefully none of the peaceful religious groups won’t decide to make an unwelcome appearance this weekend. It’s been known to happen in the past. In Sri Lanka in 2019, suicide bombers targeted targeted three churches and three five-star hotels killing 267 people and injuring about 500. This year Austria, France, and Italy have all issued warnings of potential terrorist threats to Europe by the Islamic State (IS) following the group’s Moscow concert hall attack that killed 139 people. “IS”? Oh great….That’s my initials innit?

Happy Friday.

The irony…..Kelly, you better believe it