Manic Monday. Is it? I have no idea. I don’t feel particularly manic myself after having spent the last three days up north. It was pretty darn hot, but I made a pretty good barb-que yesterday. I had chicken, sweet potato, potato, and sweet corn. Delicious. I don’t know what’s going on in the news other than the Aussies finally decided that the Beef Wellington mushroom killer was guilty. It only took them a week to figure out what Blind Freddie could have seen in five minutes. My guess is the free meals and lodging was so good that they wanted to keep the “deliberations” going for as long as they could.
The Haunted Mansion ride at Disney’s Anaheim theme park has been closed for renovations. According to the NY Post it is getting a make over with the spooky theme of Tim Burton’s “The Night Before Christmas.” Jack Skellington, Zero and other characters from the movie will be featured.” Great, I can wait. This reminds me of the makeover of the Country Bear Jamboree attraction where the entire thing was replaced with some kind of shit house Pooh Bear bullshit. Unironically this horrible event happened on Sept 11 2001. Disney largely sucks these days. I’ve been there three times and each time it got progessively worse. I have no desire to re visit any time soon.
Too racist towards bears probably
The rest of the news is shit. The usual shit. I can’t get interested in any of it. The political class doesn’t represent me, I’m tired of the double standards and criminality. Enough already.
This is good.
Fox News tells us that Elizabeth Hurley “stuns in leopard print swimsuit, shares intimate detail about Billy Ray Cyrus relationship”. Now that’s real news. Elizabeth Hurley has never been shy about showing off her assets. She says she eats a lot of vegetables and tries to do 1,000 steps a day. Fox has posted a picture (below) of Liz in a sparkly low cut dress. Her boobs look they were flattened with a steam iron. I notice these things.
Call me a mysoginist, call me a cab. I don’t care. I think she’s nice looking actually. What she’s doing with Billy Ray Cyrus is anyone’s guess.
Good Day.