An indictment filed Wednesday alleges a media company linked to six conservative influencers — including well-known personalities Tim Pool, Dave Rubin and Benny Johnson — was secretly funded by Russian state media employees to churn out English-language videos that were “often consistent” with the Kremlin’s “interest in amplifying U.S. domestic divisions in order to weaken U.S. opposition” to Russian interests, like its war in Ukraine. Influencers? Who are these assholes? They certainly don’t influence me. That’s the problem with this whole “influencer” thing. Who the fuck are they “influencing”. One of these jackballs, Tim Poole, I only know because I’ve seen his image from time to time. He wears a beanie 24/7. He looks like a tool, why would anyone listen to this guy? Ok, so he’s bald. You could at least change hats once in a while.

Tim Poole. Lose the hat, or get a transplant dude.
A couple of days ago Trump said he would consider changing Federal marijuana laws to make it easier for people to use it without committing a crime. I think this a brilliant idea. Pot smoking isn’t so a much a thing now as is the consumption of THC and hemp products via the ubiquitous “gummies”. The children of yesterday who grew up on sweets will spend their golden years enjoying a sweet, sweet high. This move can only strengthen Trump’s position. The only people complaining might be the evangelicals who are very busy supporting Israel, so maybe they’ll shut up about it.

“Lady Ga Ga” and her fiancee Micheal Polansky
I’m gonna shift to some lightweight topics now. My plan is to influence nobody, and it’s working good. Stefani Germanotta aka Lady Ga Ga, has just gotten engaged to her fiancee Micheal Polansky. He bought her a very large diamond ring. Not bad for a dude who works for a non profit. In January 2021, Lady Gaga performed at President Joe Biden’s inauguration, and Polansky was right by her side. The couple were even spotted giving each other a kiss with their masks on at the event.
Speaking of power couples, I wonder how Taylor Swift and her boyfriend Travis Kelce are faring? Travis and his brother Jason Kelce recently signed a three-year, $100 million distribution deal with Wondery, the podcast network owned by Amazon, for their podcast, New Heights. These two are obviously influencers as well, but how’s that romance going? In the story I’m reading, “Travis has revealed a new detail about his romance with Taylor.

It’s Tay Tay
While appearing on the Rich Eisen Show on Tuesday, Sept. 3, Kelce, 34, reflected on his experience joining the pop star, 34, on stage during a London Eras Tour stop in June and shared another adorable nickname for her.” Turns out the “adorable nickname” is Tay Tay. You and 50 million other people Travis.

Taylor Swift is to the Kansas City Chiefs as George Costanza was to the New York Yankees.
This is such garbage. To get the real scoop we really need to get to the Huffington Post. “Kansas City Chiefs star Travis Kelce confirmed on Tuesday that his pop superstar girlfriend Taylor Swift has drawn up a number of plays for him.“I know none of the plays have gotten to coach Andy Reid yet but, if they ever do, I’ll make sure everyone knows it was her creation,” said the NFL tight end in an appearance on “The Rich Eisen Show.” So Taylor is now George Costanza?

Eisen Rich
Who is this Rich Eisen? He’s an American television sportscaster and radio host. He’s definitely and influencer. I’ve never heard of him, heard him or seen him. I’m sure he’s a nice guy, but I can probably live without any of it.