I finally got to Florida. The flight was delayed because an Orthodox Jewish gentleman “lost” his boarding pass. I was seated at the very front of the aircraft and there was an empty seat next to me which he wanted to sit in. The fact that his wife was sitting 20 rows back with an empty seat next to her didn’t seem to register with this fellow. The cabin crew told him to bugger off back to where he belonged and we were finally on our way. Ov vey gevalt, the shit aircraft crew have to put up with…
Florida is overcast, yet the water is warm. It’s very nice. I’m quite exhausted by the ordeal of getting here. The autocorrect suggested “pregnant” after “the ordeal of”. What the actual fuck? The autocorrect is possessed I tell ya.
Tomorrow I might venture into the water but I think there is a rip warning, so it won’t be far. This is quite a depressing place, but maybe it’s just this locale. It’s like the Queensland Gold Coast only there’s more of it.
I’m gonna knock it off now and try and get some rest. This might look weird because I’m writing on a tablet. The type face is probably bigger than it usually is. I can’t change it on this device.
Happy Friday
its here twice because I can’t edit it out on this dumb tablet