like driving long distances at night any more. When you have more than one house, and they are far apart, there is often a lot of driving to do to get from one to the other and vice versa. This is not a problem in winter so much, because if one of them is a summer house therefore it’s not occupied as much in the winter time. This year I’ve been driving back a lot at night and with all the road work and the trucks and the shitty driving, I’ve had enough. A lot of newer cars have ultra bright led headlights now, and they’ll burn your retina right out of your eyeball.
Also, people forget or are unaware that they need to dim their high beams when there are cars coming in the opposite direction. Then there’s the retards who slowly drive along in the fast lane with their high beams on blissfully unaware that they are creating a dangerous situation as people try and get past them, only to be blinded by their fucking headlights, which they never dim, ever. Oh, and the big rigs….I can’t even.
This is not what I want to see in my rearview mirror while I’m driving at night
I’ve had enough of this shit, and I ain’t doing it no more. As the world hurtles faster and faster into Idiocracy, we can expect more of this. Yesterday there was a story in the Daily Mail about how men can lower their risk of prostate cancer by ejaculating more. “A new review of existing studies dating back 30 years found the more often men ejaculate, the less likely they are to develop prostate cancer.” If that’s not a story out of Idiocracy, I don’t know what is.
A vision of a future Kamala Harris cabinet
They went on to say, “Researchers recommended climaxing 21 times per month because the literature suggested it lowered the risk of disease by one-third. Though the exact mechanism isn’t well understood, the experts believe increased blood flow to the prostate could help flush carcinogens out of semen and other fluids.” 21 times a month? That’s almost every fucking day! Who writes this rubbish? When I was much younger I would have found this almost impossible to achieve. Now I don’t think I’m that interested enough to go out of my way for half that total.
The Masturbation Network – Idiocracy
The good news is that “The researchers found that men who ejaculated at least four times a month had the lowest prostate cancer risk compared to those who did so less often.” Four times a month is a realistic figure, which is a bit low in my opinion. For those fellows without a willing helper, I guess jacking off is the only option. For the rest of us, now we have a good excuse to require sex. It’s for health reasons. It doesn’t always have to be “the full nine yards”, if you’ll pardon the pun. Ladies, help your men live a long and healthy life. You can do this anywhere, anytime. Don’t let guys do this all on their own. Get creative.
You are so sleepy, sittin’ at home. Why don’t pick up the phone? You know you want to.