X contribution this morning.
https://twitter.com/realianstephen/status/1873780947931611153 Stupid Word Press doesn’t work any more when you try to post a “Twitter” link. Oh well, it was of no consequence any way. As always…nobody cares. You have to click on the “post” link at the top of the page to see what I’m commenting on.
Jimmeh Cahtah has finally fully gone to be with Jesus. He looked like he was halfway there for a long time. He was 100 years old. It’s a sobering thought when see what 100 looks like. It’s not the same for everybody. There are fit and healthy centenarians if you look on the internet. They work out a lot and eat well. Genes help a lot. There are centenarians who don’t even look like they’re 100 plus. This bloke is 101.
He could pass for an average 80 year old. Down in Florida there’s a 107 year old dude who takes his 101 year old fiancee out for a spin in his red Merc convertible.
No worries. This guy’s a player. Carter, on the other hand. Wasn’t looking too hot in his final years.
Not even 100 and he looks like death warmed up.
Poor bugger didn’t have a good quality of life at the end, but he’ll get a big funeral. I hope they have an electric hearse. Speaking of which, how’s Al Gore looking these days?
Al looks a little puffy. It maybe all the C02 in his skull. This has basically turned into a photo essay, but I kind of like it. It’s the second last day of 2024, so why not have fun with it? A few people have said (not me) I sometimes remind them of Clint Eastwood, so how does he look in his nineties?
Clint’s looking very thin, some might say fashionably so. He’s got a bit of a stoop though. He needs to stand up straight. Pic on the left is not a good one. Like a government ID, they always make you look like shit. “Don’t let the old man in”, is Clint’s motto. I agree. Everyone is getting older. You can’t outrun the earthbound clock.
Sometimes I think that leaving Australia more than 20 years ago, is like when an Astronaut escapes the earth’s gravity and time. The faster you move the less you age. People down under seem to have aged a lot more, but maybe it’s just because I don’t see them every day. Going there is a bit like Planet of the Apes when the spaceship crew splashes down on a mysterious planet only to discover it’s earth in the future and it’s run by apes and monkeys with a Bill Gates vibe.
I just looked at some pictures of the world’s oldest people. It’s not something I’d want to post here. To finish up let’s see if we can find some senior citizen hot chicks. It’s gotta be better than what we’ve been looking at so far.
Taylor Swift at 12 years old. She looked annoying even back then.
“Get your stinkin’ paws off me!”
If this chick is still alive, she’s a senior citizen now. She looked great many decades ago. She’s perfect forever here.
If you want to see what I look like today. You can watch this video.