Life is just a bowl of Allbran


You wake up every mornin’ and it’s there. Oh dear, what they don’t tell you is that she and her friend were being harrased by “migrants”. Better to just lie down and let them rape you I suppose, stop being racist. What the fuck is wrong with the people of Scotland? She wasn’t “caught” btw, she was filmed by the jackass who was harrasing her.


That’s Great Britain for yer in the year 2025. Are they ‘avin a laff? Here’s a bloke who was refused entry into a British Pub for wearing an English flag. The question must be asked. Three guesses who owns the pub. The fellow on the right could be a clue.

What in the world is going on in that place? Not my problem, but it’s alarming nevertheless. By 2060 white people will be a minority in the UK, which isn’t that far away, so better start embracing the culture of your new masters. There will be no pubs by then.

I have been to the Leyland Brothers replica of Ayers Rock


From the NY Post, On Planet Cuckstralia “travel vloggers were shocked when they were slapped with a lengthy list of offenses after visiting the Aussie heritage site Uluru, as detailed in a viral Instagram post.” For example, “It’s not actually based complete[ly] on sensitive areas,” Britt declared. “It’s things such as actions, like we picked up a broken branch we were using to swat flies and we’ve been told that we need to remove any footage of doing that.”

Again… what the fuck is going on in that place? Why does anyone put up with this nonsense? You can’t swat a fly with a broken branch? It’s idiotic. I’ve never been to Ayers Rock, and I have no intention of going there.

Unfortunately the Rock burnt down on July 31 of 2018 due to an electrical fault


The quote at the top of the page is from a song by the Small Faces, which was on the album Ogden’s Nut Gone Flake, their third studio album, and only concept album, which was released on 24 May 1968. This song is the last track on side two of the LP, which is based on an original fairy tale concept about a boy called Happiness Stan, consisting of a musical suite of six songs interlinked with narration provided by comic monologuist and performer Stanley Unwin in his unique, nonsensical private language of “Unwinese”.

English academic explaining to the English that’s it’s not possible to stop the boat people from invading the UK


“The concept for side two of the album was conceived during a boating trip on the river Thames that the band undertook to relax and recuperate after a disastrous January 1968 tour of Australia and New Zealand, when bassist/vocalist Ronnie Lane noted in a moment of relaxed contemplation that the half-phase moon in the sky appeared to have had half of its surface removed.  The tour was plagued by problems, including technical failures like a non-functioning revolving stage in Sydney and confrontations with the audience, such as when Steve Marriott was heckled in Melbourne and threatened to fight the crowd.

The Who and the Small Faces arrive in Australia in 1968 somewhere, in order to get heckled


The new album’s musical and technical complexities, coupled with Small Faces live shows being still mostly confined to shorter sets as part of shared bills with other artists, meant that Ogden’s Nut Gone Flake was never performed live on stage in its entirety – only “Lazy Sunday”, “Rollin’ Over” and “Song Of a Baker” appeared as part of their live sets.

The Happiness Stan suite was performed as a whole only once, on the BBC television programme Colour Me Pop on Friday 21 June 1968, and even then it was not performed totally live.” wikipedia has the full story, and there is a documentary about the Faces called All Or Nothing made in 2010 which features most of the B side of Ogdens performed live (at least the vocals) in a TV studio, which from the Colour Me Pop recording mentioned above. Good stuff.

At this point in time Unwinese makes more sense than anything happening in the British Commonwealth at the moment. Enough already.

Yes, it’s Pravda, but the New York Times has less credibilty today

and finally….

Good Day