Oh dear,

things are getting out of control in Alice Springs. What appeared to be mostly “First Nations” youths descended on the town on Tuesday afternoon, when up to 70 people attacked a local pub, the Todd Tavern. The Northern Territory police commissioner, Michael Murphy, alleged some of the violence was related to the death of an 18-year-old man in a car accident this month. The town’s mayor, Matt Paterson, took to social media to express his frustration with the violence. “Horrendous doesn’t cut it, but I have run out of words,” he said. “I don’t know if there is a big enough rooftop to scream from – that we need help.” Oh no, this shouldn’t be happening…but it is. Who is to blame? We’ll have to wait and see. I’m sure more (taxpayer) money thrown at the problem will help.

These First Nations youth have no respect for this Alice Springs pub for some reason.

Elsewhere, people are being robbed while they are asleep in their beds, and children are using machetes on one another, or random people. The Victorian government will toughen machete sale regulations and make it easier for police to search for and seize guns under new proposed powers targeted at fighting organised crime amid a rise in youth offending. It comes after 15 children were questioned and three were arrested over a string of alleged robberies and violence in Melbourne’s CBD one Tuesday night back in February of this year. Phew! It’s a good thing they outlawed the Roman salute and that ancient religious symbol as well. You can’t be too careful these days.

At least 24 people charged after the violent Sudanese Apex gang riot which terrified Melbourne’s Moomba festival – including children as young as 14. What are these feral individuals doing in Australia to begin with?

Who are these children? Does anybody know? Crimes committed by minors have reached a nine-year-high, according to the latest data from the Crime Statistics Agency released in December. Those aged 10 to 18 are over represented in robberies, burglaries, and theft. Anyone know where they are from? Race? Ethnicity? Anyone? Is it racist to want to know? If we knew who was doing it, maybe we could stop it from happening, I dunno, it’s just a theory. The story I looked at which referred to this showed some youths sitting on the pavement with blurred out faces.

Some “youth” gangs in Australia are fashionable and rich.

This never happened when I was a “youth”, so it’s a new phenomenon. I have been attacked by “youth’s” in Melbourne though. I was on the St Kilda train going into the city one evening when some youths got on and proceeded to try and murder me. I was only saved because the train stopped at the next station and there was a platform attendant who heard me yelling out. I have no idea why they did this, however they were of Middle Eastern ethnicity, of that I am sure. A product of our wonderful immigration system. I curse them to this day.

Migrant “youths” flashing gang signs in Footscray. It didn’t look like a festering shit hole when I lived there.

Here’s a story from two days ago. Melbourne small business owners say they’re being driven to the wall amid a sharp increase in retail crime.Tim Webbers owns Smartronic, a mobile phone repair and accessories business in Lynbrook, in the city’s south-east.The store was recently broken into and robbed by a hoodie-wearing offender. “I’m not a violent person at all, said the store owner, I wish I was, because I would put him to sleep”. I’m with this guy, but I would torture them first. “QUT retail “expert” “Professor Gary Mortimer believes cost of living pressures are among the reasons for the spike. Oh, that old thing, the “cost of living crisis” We’d better just get used to it then. Fuck these people. Ignoring it won’t make it go away.

Had enough yet?

From my new album “Everything’s a Lie”