according to the “media”. In this case it’s the Washington Post “Democracy Dies in Darkness”, “Cigarettes are back in vogue. How did this happen? Celebrities like Dua Lipa and Gracie Abrams have been photographed with cigs, as have social media influencers who like the retro vibes.” (and the lung cancer?)
I have no idea who these celebrities are but I do know that the last two movies I saw, young people were smoking furiously all the way through them. I’m sure this was germane to the plot entirely and not the result of cigarette companies throwing some cash into the production somewhere disguised as an executive producer credit.
You’d have to be fucking stupid if you think this wasn’t happening. Products like booze and cigarettes don’t organically appear in movies, ever. As far as the Washington Post goes, the author of this piece is someone called Jessica M Goldstein. She’s written a novel. She looks like a happy lady. I’m sure the tobacco companies are happy with this story too. I would like to add that I was a smoker once and I really did like it. It didn’t like me however, so I out of an abundance of concern for my lungs health had to quit. My grandfather had emphysema. It wasn’t a thing I wanted.
I hope there are some Malboro Golds in this safe
I just ate a bowl of Trader Joe’s Organic Raisin Bran Clusters cereal. Apart from the raisin bran the box says “it’s packed with flakes and oat clusters for a satisfying crunch” Ok, for a start it was way too sweet, and that may have been the raisins, but they probably added sugar because every single thing you eat is always improved with sugar, right?
That’s why they put in it peanut butter. Sugar clearly improves the taste? It’s insane, but people are addicted to sugar like it’s heroin now. We can’t have a plastic bag in the supermarket, but sugar is overflowing over everything like lava from an active volcano. It’s only competition are the seed oils at this point.
It’s a clusterfuck of sweetness
I shouldn’t have eaten it but there was nothing else. The “clusters” had the consistency of bird seed. What, am I supposed to starve? In fact almost everything you buy in a package in the supermarket is polluted with seed oils, sugar and salt. I bought a can of Peruvian soup a while back at the Mexican supermarket. The contents were 48% sodium. Who can eat this stuff?
I’m asking a lot of questions today for which there are no answers because the answer is obvious. Tomorrow the band may have a rehearsal, we’ll see. It’s still going to be very warm and now things that people would normally do in a heatwave are getting cancelled because “the media” have turned normal summer weather into a catastrophe.
It’s frightening but I’m giving it a thumbs up anyway
The BBC tells us that the UK ‘s Met Office says that “Climate Extremes are becoming the new normal” Now where have I heard that before? Oh, that’s right it was during the fake pandemic. “Wearing masks all day long will be the new normal” they said. That didn’t work out too good did it? This morning some fellow came on and was showing us these charts which purported to explain how the south of France’s summer climate was now the north of England’s summer climate, or some such cockamamie nonsense. Just fuck off already.
I can get someone to draw up a chart that says the moon is made out of cheese but that doesn’t make it so. It’s all red. Is England becoming Communist now?
No normal summer for you anymore. Cover yourselves in ash now.
The Mutt Cup is almost over. It only remains to be seen who “wins”. Globohomo and multinational corporations are the real winners. The rest of the world are the losers. It’s been a successful brainwashing operation on an entirely new generation of children, and everyone made a huge profit. Congratulations!
Kids, this is your new role model. Yay England!
Good Day