Some hapless bloke

Downunder has just been sentenced to four years in jail for sex that both parties agreed to. Yes, I was watching ABC TV this morning. I know I shouldn’t. This story is bizarre, but that’s essentially what I heard. Apparently some rugby legend went to a woman’s house on grand final eve in 2018 and was given a blow job by her. She had expected that they would both have sex, is what the ABC said, but then she realized that he had a cab waiting. This apparently changed everything, so then it became rape.

I don’t know the full details of this case, but I guess a quick blowjob is now subject to terms and conditions, because if the lady decides that you should have stayed longer to pleasure her more, and gets mad that you leave, she can just call it a sexual assault.

People wonder why there is an abundance of incels running around. Women don’t help themselves with this kind of thing. Now she claimed he forced himself on her, which may or may not be true. Unless you’ve only ever had sex with your hand, you might be aware that there are many nuances that go with sex. It’s a delicate subject, but sometimes there is a role playing aspect to the whole thing. It is well known and well documented that many women fantasize about rape. That doesn’t mean that they want to be raped, but if a man, be it their husband, boyfriend, and yes, even some random fellow that they just met, treats them like shit during the sex and and ‘rapes’ them, they are going to want it and enjoy it. Most people are able to negotiate these waters, but there are exceptions.

To be clear, I am not advocating rape. These are well known facts. I don’t know what happened in this case, only what I heard the reporter say on TV. The great feminist Bernie Sanders wrote a weird newspaper article about what I just talked about, so don’t listen to me, listen to him, if you wanna get mad about it. You can read it here below.

Granted this was published in 1972. Bernie in his usual fashion, conveniently recants the whole thing now. 50 Shades of Grey anyone? I could go on, but I won’t. S & M can be life affirming. B & D? Ask anyone who knows. That’s never gonna change.

To get off the subject of sex, but not really, the Food and Drug Administration said Thursday that it finalized a new rule that will allow more gay and bisexual men to donate blood. What could go wrong? This is my favorite part…”People who have had anal sex with new partners or more than one partner in the last three months would be asked to wait to donate blood.” This of course could apply to heterosexual couples as well, so it’s a nonsense rule in some ways. The fact that AIDS is transmitted largely by male to male anal sex, is the defining factor. I don’t know why gay men need to donate blood in the first place, given the risks. Maybe the transport czar Pete Wine Cave could weigh in on this. I guess I could go on and talk about anal sex at this point, but it’s not my first preference. Some people love it, but the good old fashioned way, can’t be beat. (for you incels, I’m not talking about beating your meat either)

That’s enough sex talk. It’s the wrong time of day (is there even a wrong time?) Once you get on the subject, it’s hard to get off. (get off.. geddit?) While I’m here I may as well tell you my all time “record ” for one session. I think it was over the course of maybe 4 hours, and it was a long time ago, so my memory is hazy. I do remember the amount though, with crystal clarity. Some things you don’t forget…..nine times. My poor girl friend. She didn’t complain once though, and definitely didn’t cry rape afterwards.

Happy Friday (don’t forget to have sex)