actually showed up yesterday. They had sent me messages in a group text, but I didn’t get any of them. Nothing. I know my phone is receiving texts because I get about 5,000 from Gary every day. It’s weird. Anyhoo, we played a bunch of songs and I recorded some of it. I’ve edited one song so far, Small Town USA. Came out ok.
These two gents are not Hitler, just so you know
The Post has some interesting stories. This one about Hitler having a micro penis seems a little far fetched. I guess if you want people to stop idolizing Hitler, why not say he had a tiny dick? It’s not like you can prove it at all, and nobody wants to be associated with such a degrading manhood problem. It’s curious why anyone would even bother talking about Hitler in 2025, let alone keep slandering him in such a way.
It’s such an odd thing to bring up. This hit piece was cribbed from the UK Times and was written by a former actor, Jack Blackburn, who works as history correspondent. He also writes news stories of general interest, as well as the occasional book review and other pieces. Oh, that’s nice, an actor who previously dealt with make believe all day long, is now telling us about things that are supposed to have really happened.
Hitler would walked backwards out of the gas chambers.
Professor Turi King, the lead geneticist on this “research”, said: “If he was to look at his own genetic results, Hitler would have almost certainly have sent himself to the gas chambers.” Wow, that’s proof of something right there.This, and other startling revelations no doubt, will be unearthed in the UK Channel 4 documentary Hitler’s DNA: Blueprint of a Dictator, which will be broadcast on Saturday.
Ladio Gaga. Nice knees
The other story I found amusing was Stefani Germanotta, aka Lady Gaga, revealing she was on lithium while filming ‘A Star Is Born’, and suffered some kind of psychosis. She told Rolling Stone that she was taking mood stabilizers to treat her mental health while filming the movie in 2017, and that she later suffered a psychotic break down. Poor thing! She must still be suffering, given that Trump is president again. Acting is a delicate profession innit?
It’s Friday, and I’m too lazy to write any more. This is a low energy effort, I know.
Over at the Melbourne Age, the above screen grab essentially sums up just how schizophrenic Australian news coverage is becoming. So much is hidden behind the headlines of these three stories. I can’t read any of it because it’s behind a paywall, but the wheels and cogs in the brains of these thickheads are beginning to slowly turn, and the most amusing part is that it’s happening without them even realizing it. It’s quite entertaining to observe. Those of you who really know what’s going on in the world will figure it out.
Happy Friday.
Please enjoy this fresh, day old version of Small Town USA written by me and performed by THIS