The Microwave broke down,

so it’s a late start today. The last one lasted 4 1/2 years, and I know this because the receipt was underneath the old one, along with all the dust and crumbs that had collected there since it was originally plunked down in place. I bough a new one which claims “no soggy microwaved food ever again”. It crisps things up on demand. You can fry an entire chicken in it. I’m doubtful there won’t be a mess, but I’m not even gonna try it anyway. I don’t go looking for trouble, but rest assured I can bring it, if you really want it. I finally removed the squirrel nest that was in the roof this morning. The fuckers had built some elaborate construction using some kind of green netting. I don’t know where it came from. Squirrel Home Depot?

I just had a look at the news headlines and I see those activist imbeciles, ‘Anonymous’ are back to their old tricks. This is from Twitter, “Pro-Russian hacktivist group KillNet, Anonymous Sudan, and REvil announced their plans to take down the entire European banking system within the next 48 hours.” They go on to say, “This is not a DDoS attack, the games are over. No money, no weapons, no Kiev regime — this is the formula for the death of Nazism and it will work.” “Within 48 hours we are launching this global company, nothing will save you and this is not a warning. I am just informing. You have never seen such problems before.” Kids…this is scary. Maybe they mean business this time? I, for one, would lose the stupid Guy Fawkes mask, which btw is simply ripped merch from a graphic novel and later a dumb Hollywood movie called “V For Vendetta”.

Their current political position is quite interesting though. I guess we’ll have to wait and see, won’t we? This could also be ‘Cyber Polygon’ in disguise, a WEF program which billed itself as an international cybersecurity event aimed at increasing global cyber resilience. The very things that these other jokers are claiming they’re going to do would be a perfect training exercise for Cyber Polygon. Either way it’s all so tiresome, but then so is the “war” and the WEF and all the rest of this horse shit. The average person won’t have a clue about any of this, so who cares? When the ATM stops working, that’s when they’ll pay attention. Just underneath that Twitter story is this, “Multiple fed agencies have fallen victim to a cyberattack that exploited vulnerabilities in software they used. The full extent of the attack remains unclear as the U.S. Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency investigates the breach.”

Maybe it’s really happening? I don’t know. My new microwave works though, so that’s good. Imagine life without one. Absolutely barbaric! I had to heat my coffee up in a saucepan this morning. What’s the world coming to? The internet still works, although I’d better finish this up and post it, because that might go down too. Nobody will be able to read it anyway, so it doesn’t matter. I don’t have much more to say today. I want to try out the “extra crispy” feature of this new microwave, but I don’t have anything to reheat. Life’s fucking hard man. My phone just rang, and it’s my neighbor. She’s a famous fashion designer who has made clothing for Madonna among other people, and she needs some help moving furniture. She’s hosting a group art show on the weekend. She told me there’s going to be a roaming accordion player. Oh Boy….can’t wait.