Today I’m just

going to start by picking random news stories that the mainstream press won’t tell you about.

An Indian taxi driver has been arrested while trying to board a flight out of Australia less than two days after allegedly sexually assaulting a female passenger and stealing her engagement ring. Satinder Satinder, 28, required a Hindi interpreter as he faced Melbourne Magistrate’s Court via video link on Thursday charged with 15 counts of sexual assault and one of theft.

The woman should grateful for the diversity that her government has encouraged. She would have spent her whole life missing out on being raped by a Hindu otherwise. What’s a Hindu who can’t speak English doing driving a cab in Australia anyway?

Stay in your own country, be happy and you won’t need to rape people.

The Satanic Temple has reached out to the state of Florida to offer their services as school chaplains under the state’s new in-school chaplain program. Satanic Temple cofounder Lucien Greaves, who worked to establish the quasi-religious group during the George W. Bush administration in an attempt to take advantage of government funding for community religious groups, told The Hill that there’s no reason the new program for kids should not be inclusive of Satanists. The same George Bush who gave the the department of Homeland Security and the TSA? Children don’t really need the Satanic Temple to indoctrinate them. The education system is doing all the hard lifting already.

All the things…what things?

Fortunately it’s cooler today. Yesterday and the day before. it was over 90 F. The extraction hose on the air conditioner in this room kept falling off, despite the amount of tape I put on it to hold it there. It got so hot that it refused to stay on. The design is faulty. I have others that don’t have this problem. Avoid buying an LG unit if you can. I’d give you the model number but it’s not displayed anywhere, probably for a good reason. It’s an annoying failure of design. Even though it was hot, Tuesday’s band practice lasted for an hour and a half. This consisted of running through every song as if it were a real performance. Everything in this place gets recorded as if it were a real performance anyway. It’s Glastonbury every week here.

Use a cat?

After watching some of this year’s Glastonbury festivus, what I’m doing is way superior in my not so humble opinion. I saw some of Avril Lavigne’s performance, and I have no idea why anyone would be interested. It was like a live animated 20 year old commercial for the Hot Topic clothing chain. I’ve never been a fan, however thousands of people were gathered there to jump about and get all excited as Avril and her standard issue out-of -the-box rock backing musicians posed and leapt about demonstrating the official rock stars moves (as approved by the music industry weasels handbook).(TM) It was beyond, going through the motions, dull.

Avril’s Hot Topic look. It’s nostalgic retro fashion now

It’s all shit. The big news yesterday was George cLooney’s op ed piece in the Old York Times saying that Joe had to go. It was Joever as far as George was concerned. A few key points, “This is about age. Nothing more. But also nothing that can be reversed. We are not going to win in November with this president.”  the Joe Biden I was with three weeks ago at the fund-raiser was not the Joe “big F-ing deal” Biden of 2010. He wasn’t even the Joe Biden of 2020.” He went on…

George Clooney the actor, is an expert on global politics now

“This can be an exciting time for democracy, as we’ve just seen with the 200 or so French candidates who stepped aside and put their personal ambitions on hold to save their democracy from the “far right”. (said the far left extremist)

Joe Biden is a hero; he saved democracy in 2020*. We need him to do it again in 2024.”

If George Clooney, a man who is paid to stand in front of a camera and read words pretending to be someone else for the entertainment of the masses, is concerned, then we should all be concerned. If you think about it, that’s what Biden has been doing for the past four years. It takes one to know one, right?

* I would imagine that there are at least 70+ million people in this country alone who would disagree with that ridiculous claim.

This is weird, doesn’t have many views but I kind of like it.