
and I mean big. If it’s one thing I hate it’s sitting on a plane for hours, but sometimes that’s the only way to get somewhere nicer than what is in the place that you’re currently at. I know I’m being cryptic but I haven’t got the time to go into it this morning. There was snow on the roof of my car when I got home tonight. I don’t want to see that again for a little while at least.

Yes, it’s going to be delightful. If they have wifi on the plane I might even add some more to this, otherwise see you in another time zone.
Update I’m sitting on the tarmac ready to takeoff. This plane has Starlink wifi. Thanks Elon.This fucking flight is too long. We’re not halfway and I want to get off this behemoth. Elon’s wifi isn’t even helping. I’ve shitposted everything I can, and now it’s getting uncomfortable. It could be worse, I could be going to Australia. I can see on the screen that we’ve almost left the mainland. It’s only another five and a half hours to get to Oahu, and then just a little skip across to the Big Island. If we weren’t wasting all our money on welfare and wars we’d probably be able to have passenger jets that get there in half the time. Japan lost the war but they’ve managed to have high speed trains. Weve got zilch. I took an OC sleeping pill about an hour ago, but no sleep, just the side effects headache. Fuck me.