Well I think I may have

unblocked the cunting drain. I’m not going to post any pictures, because I didn’t take any. I don’t understand why people have to document everything they do and put it on social media. Actually I do…”look at meeee!” It was very hot up there on the roof of the porch. I got it done just as the sun was about to rise up over the trees. We’ll see later when it rains if it really worked.

As is my habit, I was watching the BBC this morning and a story came on about how the tiny Unitary parliamentary constitutional monarchy of Tuvalu have invented some new scam to do with “muh climate change”. Because they have convinced people in Cuckstralia and elsewhere that climate change is real and that they are sinking under the ocean, they want to be able to migrate to Australia to get away from it.

I’ll give them points for inventiveness. In 2021 Tuvalu’s foreign minister gave a speech to the UN COP26 climate summit while standing knee-deep in seawater to show how his low-lying Pacific island nation is on the frontline of climate change.

Is this an episode of Jackass?


Wha’ever man. It’s very tiresome indeed. Sometimes facts get in the way. “A study published in 2018 estimated the change in land area of Tuvalu’s nine atolls and 101 reef islands between 1971 and 2014, indicating that 75% of the islands had grown in area, with an overall increase of more than 2%. Enele Sopoaga, the prime minister of Tuvalu at the time, responded to the research by stating that Tuvalu is not expanding and has gained no additional habitable land. Sopoaga has also said that evacuating the islands is the last resort.

Enele Sosene Sopoaga – beleive me, not facts.


These assholes are all in on the grift because they have figured out that European people are any easy mark. Why you can tell them anything, and they’ll believe it. What’s going on today is a reverse Cargo Cult, where the natives whine to the people who live in developed countries about some egregious injury that white people caused. It doesn’t exist, yet the guilty white people throw buckets of money at it, that isn’t theirs to give in the first place.

Let’s take Ukraine as a different example of throwing money away. Why does the Australian government feel it necessary to throw taxpayer money at a conflict on the other side of the planet? Do they think Russia is going invade Australia? Tuvalu, perhaps?



The whole thing is unraveling now, for as I predicted, the idiotic policies of these communists are causing budget shortfalls. Elect stupid people, expect failure. The Mouthbreather, Jim Chalmers, the Treasurer, is estimated to earn $423,000 per year. He doesn’t have to worry about the cost of gas or groceries. Australia’s budget for 2025 estimates an underlying cash deficit of $42.1 billion 

This comes after two years of consecutive budget surpluses. How do you go from surpluses two years in a row to $42 billion in the red? It’s all the pork barreling free shit, that’s how. Apart from borrowing money in the first place to pay for this crap, the fastest growing major budgetary payments are spending on the NDIS, defence, hospitals, payments, medical benefits, aged care, and the Child Care Subsidy.

After 2000 immigration from India exploded.


Australia saw a record net migration of 510,000 in 2022–23. Critics argued this overwhelmed public services and housing in urban hubs like Sydney and Melbourne. The Grattan Institute and other policy think tanks flagged unsustainable growth, prompting both major parties to promise migration reform in their election manifestos.

They send all their money back to their home countries


I thought all those new arrivals were going to fix all of that? No siree, they’ve figured out that it’s better just to bludge off the government instead, like everyone else does. As always, it’s unsustainable. If you can get on permanent disability benefits, you’ve got it made for life.


Breaking News – A new pack of climate grifters has just joined the circus. “Uncle Paul Kabai and Uncle Pabai Pabai from the remote low-lying islands of Saibai and Boigu, just kilometres from Papua New Guinea, have spent four years fighting for the government to be found negligent when it comes to its emissions reduction targets and adaptation measures.”

On Tuesday, Federal Court Judge and dim bulb on the bench, Michael Wigney said that without urgent action, the Torres Strait Islanders’ worst fears would be realized..”Unless something is done to arrest global warming and the resulting escalating impacts of climate change, there is a very real risk that the applicant’s worst fears will be realized and they will lose their islands, their culture and their way of life, and will become, as it were, climate refugees.” Good. They can all move to Australia. The rest of us sane people will happily enjoy life on a tropical island.


Judge Wigney, “Unless something is done to arrest global warming”..Oh please tell us how. your lordship.


What’s with this “uncle” stuff? It’s horse shit. Uncle Scammer more like it. Climate Change isn’t real.